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Quote ID
Votes
Owner
Quote
Author
Date
167
cornflakes
<cornflakes> don't use your fancy words on me!
Talvieno
Oct 08 2015
401
haseley
<haseley> i understand resurrection... being a medieval vampire and all that.
Talvieno
Feb 16 2016
447
taiya
<taiya> aw, you're out of tries. the correct answer was "jewing".
Smartflakes
Mar 07 2016
538
digitalduck
<digitalduck> clearly your client is inferior. :d
Detritus
Apr 12 2016
623
hyperion_mobile
<silver> is holy water made of pope urine? <detritus> holy water is water that has been sanctified by a priest for the purpose of baptism, the blessing of persons, places, and objects, or as a means of repelling evil. <hyperion_mobile> same thing
Hema
May 18 2016
715
black--snow
<black--snow> "oh lamp, pound me"
Silver
Aug 10 2016
834
dwmagus
<dwmagus> if at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you.
Detviet
Jan 10 2017
872
dwmagus
<dwmagus> seriously, shaving your balls is very liberating.
DigitalDuck
Jan 23 2017
898
talvieno
<talvieno> hitler's an awesome guy
slymodi
Feb 09 2017
1008
black--snow
<black--snow> i wish i had a whore
Hyperion
Apr 09 2017
1021
god
<god> i am great.
God
Apr 11 2017
1071
talvieno
<talvieno> rectal fungii can be easily fixed with a single application of talvieno brand anti-fungal cream!
Hyperion
Apr 25 2017
1375
hyperion
<hyperion> napalm makes the best lube
Talvieno
Sep 13 2017
1551
cuisinart8
<cuisinart8> she's on the train to the bone zone, she just doesn't know it yet
Talvieno
Nov 04 2017
1689
vivacia
<dwmagus> *gives vivacia memes* <vivacia> *bathes in them*
Talvieno
Dec 18 2017
1782
digitalduck
<digitalduck> confucius say: man who ejaculate into wad of money come into a fortune.
Hema
Feb 21 2018
2181
talvieno
<talvieno> i saw nar :) it was good, i'm enjoying it
Detritus
Oct 27 2018
2287
taiya
<taiya> talvieno has 0 modifier points against talvieno and dealt 2415 points of damage. talvieno has 0 modifier points against talvieno and dealt 2503 points of damage. talvieno died 12 times, while talvieno died 12 times. talvieno wins!
Detritus
Dec 17 2018
2575
silver
<silver> ima open up his motherfucing chair and shit down it
narwhalz0111
Aug 21 2019
2832
sleepykit
<sleepykit> one of these days you guys are going to have to tell me how you all met, because this is terrifying
