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Quote ID
Votes
Owner
Quote
Author
Date
149
hyperion
<hyperion> well, i'm off. i have things to do, people to see, things to see and people to do.
Hyperion
Oct 07 2015
362
skyfligher
<skyfligher> she was out in the rain, after i drug her back in she started rubbing up against me and my computer
Hema
Jan 16 2016
376
digitalduck
<digitalduck> if i lost a leg and someone wanted to buy it off me to eat, i'd probably just go, "yeah, sure".
DWMagus
Jan 25 2016
418
slymodi
<slymodi> omg space sex! that'd be great
Tal
Feb 23 2016
461
ironduke
<ironduke> just tell me what the d means
BMRX
Mar 15 2016
549
bfett
<bfett> stupid people aren't smart
Talvieno
Apr 17 2016
993
dwmagus
<dwmagus> seriously, go get your body. :3
Detviet
Apr 04 2017
1112
silver
<silver> married my niece, my son had her killed while she was pregnant!
lycurgus
May 17 2017
1263
goatbot
<talvieno> weird that alice is such a good fighter maybe we could break her streak? gb kill gnome <goatbot> alice swings her excellent staff at bob hitting his upper torso, viciously breaking the skin, awfully breaking the muscle, cruelly breaking the ribs, lightly brusing the upper spine, and killing bob
Talvieno
Aug 03 2017
1458
ironduke
<trigger> is anyone here good at eve online? <ironduke> yes, what you do, is click exit. fast
DWMagus
Oct 06 2017
1707
fawkes
<fawkes> i'd be serious if i were serious
Hyperion_Work
Dec 28 2017
1726
mr_frog
<mr_frog> taiya's y!a mode is too authentic and it makes me feel like i'm having a stroke
Talvieno
Jan 11 2018
2047
silver
<silver> g how many midgets can I fit in a garbage can, I am asking for a friend
lycurgus
Sep 09 2018
2079
talvieno
<talvieno> hema's name means bloody boobs
Detritus
Sep 21 2018
2151
silver
<silver> any time you interact with people is a time for a drink
lycurgus
Oct 18 2018
2232
narwhalz0111_
<narwhalz0111_> okay the screaming has started
lycurgus
Nov 16 2018
2400
cuisinart8
<cuisinart8> blorn--snakes
Snowware
Feb 13 2019
2401
sky
<sky> silver just ate someones arm
cuisinart8
Feb 14 2019
2791
talvieno
<talvieno> math is strange and exciting. i should do it more often
Dinosawer
Jul 10 2020
2827
lycurgus
<lycurgus> "what is my purpose?" you roll dice and regurgitate quotes "oh my god"
