Find us on IRC! server/channel: irc.gamesurge.net #limittheory
This particular page doesn't show how many votes the quotes already have to help avoid the bandwagon effect. Refresh to see a new list of randomly-selected quotes.
Quote ID
Votes
Owner
Quote
Author
Date
81
silverware
<silverware> everything is joshsome
Jetison333
Sep 22 2015
189
formalmoss
<formalmoss> ooh *giggle* you are so bad, magus
Talvieno
Oct 14 2015
232
dv
<dv> i'm printing out a paper that tells me exactly how much money i don't have.
Talvieno
Oct 28 2015
278
themikeberg
<themikeberg> what's with jews?
DigitalDuck
Dec 16 2015
342
hema
<hema> what sticky stuff?
Triggerhappy
Jan 09 2016
349
digitalduck
<digitalduck> more chainguns
Triggerhappy
Jan 10 2016
387
taiya
<triggerhappy> <hema>: taiya 8-ball: is trigger screwed now? <taiya>: uncle? it got stuck in between two of the sides, and i had to shake it for a while, and i accidentally dropped it, so i picked it back up and did it again and it gave me the same answer: as i see it, yes
Triggerhappy
Jan 27 2016
414
hyperion
<hyperion> the only thing we like more than fucking each other is fucking with shit we don't understand
Talvieno
Feb 21 2016
534
saoirse
<outlander> on one hand, it's bad because we'll never go to space again <saoirse> better buy a telescope. wanna see me. buy a telescope. gonna be in space.
Talvieno
Apr 08 2016
537
bele
<bele> all this fisting going on
DWWMagus
Apr 11 2016
908
hyperion
<hyperion> i leave for 5 seconds, and the conversation goes to incest
Detviet
Feb 11 2017
1015
silver
<silver> shryg
Detviet
Apr 11 2017
1192
scytale
<scytale> the pun intendedness is in a wave superposition schrodinger's pun
Talvieno
Jun 15 2017
1420
taiya
<cornflakes> taiya, shove the 8ball up your butt <taiya> sir? your answer is: i cannot see it
Talvieno
Sep 28 2017
1720
cornflakes
<cornflakes> drop table quotes ;
Cornflakes
Jan 09 2018
1893
taiya
<vivacia> taiya break a fortune cookie for hema :d <taiya> the fortune cookie says: you have a great ability to break cookies - use it wisely.
Hema
May 13 2018
1968
talvieno
<talvieno> people stupid <talvieno> that's why i make game where you can shoot them
lycurgus
Jun 23 2018
1988
sky
<sky> spiders are lean and crunchy
narwhalz0111
Jul 16 2018
2032
naed
<detritus> agh gosh sprite makes my eyes watery <naed> drink it instead detritus
Detritus
Aug 25 2018
2077
narwhalz0111
<vivacia> aaaaaaaaa sil[ver] has a baby now <narwhalz0111> what has the world come to?
