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Quote ID Votes Owner Quote Author Date
0Slymodi<Slymodi> classic   TalvienoSep 13 2015
1Silverware<Silverware> :V   TalvienoSep 13 2015
2node<node> ._.   TalvienoSep 13 2015
3Cornflakes<Cornflakes> searches ear   DinosawerSep 13 2015
4Cha0zz<Cha0zz> BFett, be a gentleman. You pay for the girl, not the reverse   TalvienoSep 13 2015
5Dinosawer<Dinosawer> RAAARgh quantum mechanics blrbrlblr neutrino-emission aglraglr Fermi mechanism!   TalvienoSep 13 2015
6Slymodi<Slymodi> :A   SlymodiSep 13 2015
7Talvieno<Talvieno> hooray for one wrong number erasing everybody's profiles!!!   SilverwareSep 13 2015
8Cornflakes<Cornflakes> [eyebrows.gif]   TalvienoSep 13 2015
9Talvieno<Talvieno> i had one too many buffalo   DWMagusAug 20 2015
10Silverware<Silverware> All hail the banana genocide!   TalvienoSep 13 2015
11Dinosawer<Dinosawer> Sleep is for the weak   TalvienoSep 14 2015
12Cha0zz<Cha0zz> All hail Sly Mo Di!   Cha0zzSep 14 2015
13DWMagus<DWMagus> Taiya, bring me a cookie   DWMagusSep 14 2015
14Taiya<cornflakes> now im afraid of dino    <Taiya> ^.^   Cha0zzSep 14 2015
15LordSexyUnderpants<LordSexyUnderpants> I'm too sexy for my shirt.   LordSexyUnderpantsSep 14 2015
16madjo<madjo> LordSexyUnderpants is not sexy enough for his underpants   madjoSep 14 2015
17cornflakes_91<cornflakes_91> kill it, kill it with igni   Cha0zzSep 14 2015
18LordSexyUnderpants<LordSexyUnderpants> i could go for some buffalo.   DinosawerSep 14 2015
19ghost_of_not_tal<ghost_of_not_tal> hoooooooooo <ghost noises>   DinosawerSep 14 2015
20dwmagus<dwmagus> i don't know about you, but my balls are pretty fast.   TalvienoSep 14 2015
21zeadar<zeadar> #forever alone   CornflakesSep 15 2015
22dr_cha0zz<dr_cha0zz> idiots. idiots everywhere.   Cha0zzSep 15 2015
23zeadar<zeadar> i can't spell   Cha0zzSep 15 2015
24cornflakes<cornflakes> phase 1, denial :v   SilverwareSep 15 2015
25cha0zz<cha0zz> >.>   HungrySep 15 2015
26lordsexyunderpants<lordsexyunderpants> you won't like me with my underpandas off.   LordSexyUnderpantsSep 15 2015
27silverware<silverware> coffee is my jesus!   SilverwareSep 15 2015
28flatfingers<flatfingers> get pointlessly arcane quote   CornflakesSep 15 2015
29flatfingers<flatfingers> the internet is a bad place   DWMagusSep 15 2015
30ayyy<ayyy> lmao   an alienSep 16 2015
31goatbot<goatbot> *bleats questioningly   UnknownSep 16 2015
32Taiya<outlander> do you like talvieno?    <Taiya> dont be silly   Cornflakes_91Sep 16 2015
33zeadar<zeadar> [i] fail to spell, again   Cha0zzSep 16 2015
34cha0zz<cha0zz> in porn, everything is possible   SmartflakesOct 11 2015
35cornflakes<cornflakes> enjoy the beverage brought to you by our child-slave-irc-bot   TalvienoSep 16 2015
36grumblesaur<grumblesaur> god doesn't play with dice. he plays with grumblebot.   TalvienoSep 16 2015
37grumblebot<grumblebot> my name is not 'grumblebort'!   SilverwareSep 16 2015
38grumblebort<grumblebort> i am not a real person.   Jetison333Sep 16 2015
39grumblebot<grumblebot> tain't my name!   SilverwareSep 16 2015
40talvieno<talvieno> when you ask for quote's quote, it doesn't find quote's quote because quote's quote was the quote last quoted.   Jetison333Sep 16 2015
41grumblesaur<grumblesaur> ruby is like python for the illiterate.   GrumblesaurSep 17 2015
42poet1960<poet1960> theres a quote for ya   SilverwareSep 17 2015
43poet1960<poet1960> isnt perl more suited to databases?   SilverwareSep 17 2015
44poet1960<poet1960> "the welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants, and it provides the further advantage of giving the servants of tyranny a good conscience"   Poet1960Sep 17 2015
45silverware<silverware> exoskeletal level crispy sausages :v   SilverwareSep 17 2015
46cornflakes<cornflakes> you'd remember fluttershy being the nemesis of the male population of equestria   SilverwareSep 17 2015
47zeadar<zeadar> kinda inneffecient having your dick taped in duct tape imo   SilverwareSep 17 2015
48grumblebot<grumblebot> do not feed the bots.   GrumblesaurSep 17 2015
49scytale<scytale> i shot your dog   SilverwareSep 17 2015
50Taiya<Taiya> Ba dum tssh!   Jetison333Sep 17 2015
51grumblesaur<grumblesaur> goatbot what    fetch a grumblebot roll 1000   GrumblesaurSep 17 2015
52poet1960<poet1960> its all fun and games til someone loses an eye   poet1960Sep 17 2015
53fwip<fwip> should we rename this to #bottests?   TalvienoSep 17 2015
54talvieno<talvieno> ooh, link *impulsively clicks*   GrumblesaurSep 17 2015
55grumblesaur<grumblesaur> all right, whatever you do; don't roll zero.   fwipSep 17 2015
56silverware<silverware> i have ed   GrumblesaurSep 18 2015
57darnkids<darnkids> i started something terrible   Cha0zzSep 18 2015
58talvieno<talvieno> i call it coke.    unless it's not coke.    in which case i don't know what to call it.   DWMagusSep 18 2015
59talvieno<talvieno> tal is fail.   Cha0zzSep 18 2015
60scytale<cha0zz> that's not how gyroscopes work >.> <talvieno> <scytale> yup    that's a burn   TalvienoSep 18 2015
61cornflakes<cornflakes> huehue   Cha0zzSep 18 2015
62scytale<silverware> dropbears are real! <scytale> no silver, you're a kiwi you have no right to this!!!   TalvienoSep 18 2015
63fwip<fwip> fun is carefully rationed   fwipSep 18 2015
64lordsexyunderpants<lordsexyunderpants> am i still typing legintible.   fwipSep 19 2015
65talvieno<talvieno> pushing myself to move forwards is the only way i can escape my past becoming my future.   fwipSep 19 2015
66uno<uno> we're just the insignificant sesame seeds on the primordial arby's bun of life, wont to be flicked off by the hand of fate, meaningless. eat at arby's.   GrumblesaurSep 20 2015
67talvieno<talvieno> i think of cha0zz bot as big and tough. transformer-robotlike.   Cha0zzSep 20 2015
68grumblebot<grumblebot> read the faq!   GrumblesaurSep 20 2015
69dinosawer<dwmagus> oh come on, you guys have seen it.    remember when i did that epic thread derailment of like 15 pages? [...] about si units or something. <dinosawer> i didnt get why people cared that much so i only posted stuff about shoe sizes   TalvienoSep 21 2015
70cha0zz<talvieno> :s why do i get booted and she doesn't? so not fair. <cha0zz> she's a girl   TalSep 21 2015
71jetison333<jetison333> you're an emote, apparently.   TalvienoSep 21 2015
72tayia<poet1960> tayia, what is the meaning of life? <tayia> that's none of my business.   TalvienoSep 21 2015
73scytale<scytale> "not enough greebles" - tal   TalvienoSep 22 2015
74cornflakes<cornflakes> quote ception   SilverwareSep 22 2015
75talvieno<dinosawer> <talvieno> quoteception would be, <cornflakes> <Dinosawer> <silverware> <talvieno> what the heck, why are we making a quote pyramid?   TalvienoSep 22 2015
76talvieno<talvieno> dino needs more quotes. :v   SilverwareSep 22 2015
77dinosawer<dinosawer> bonsaaaiiii!!!   TalvienoSep 22 2015
78taiya<taiya> that's no way to talk to a girl...   TalvienoSep 22 2015
79taiya<taiya> joshpost!   Jetison333Sep 22 2015
80jetison333<jetison333> derp   Jetison333Sep 22 2015
81silverware<silverware> everything is joshsome   Jetison333Sep 22 2015
82node<node> my productivity has been successfully raped and pillaged   SilverwareSep 22 2015
83scytale<scytale> please correct me if i'm wrong (pcmiiw)   Jetison333Sep 22 2015
84fwip<fwip> i don't remember adding that quote.   GrumblesaurSep 22 2015
85alimarin<bmrx> omg my joystick doesn't work. i dunno how to play ed with mouse and keyboard! halp <alimarin> erectile dysfunction! oh no!   TalvienoSep 22 2015
86alimarin<alimarin> erectile dysfunction! oh no!   GrumblesaurSep 22 2015
87alimarin<alimarin> taiya play with my hair!!!   TalvienoSep 22 2015
88goatbot<goatbot> [kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg]   SilverwareSep 22 2015
89bmrx<bmrx> i don't even know where i man. i man? i am.   GrumblesaurSep 22 2015
90dwmagus<dwmagus> the military contractors i applied for all used windows. <grumblesaur> wtf, why <dwmagus> i don't know. maybe that's why we spend so much on our military. application support.   TalvienoSep 23 2015
91talvieno<talvieno> you impregnated yourself?   GrumblesaurSep 23 2015
92goatchops<goatchops> this adventure of the goatstar raiders was amazing! new motto ~we fly badly, we fight badly and we make questionable decisions~   TalvienoSep 23 2015
93jetison333<jetison333> we almost have broken 100 quotes too   SilverwerksSep 23 2015
94grumblebot<grumblebot> turbo nerd   Jetison333Sep 23 2015
95talvieno<talvieno> call me daddy!   JesusSep 23 2015
96jetison333<jetison333> but spiders eat misquotes   TalvienoSep 23 2015
97silverware<silverware> dp is good :) :v oh wait.   HairywareSep 24 2015
98silverware<silverware> taint   TalvienoSep 25 2015
99dwmagus<dwmagus> she has trouble with grinding.   Cha0zzSep 26 2015
100saoirse<saoirse> pudding! pudding! pudding! hello! pudding! pudding! hey saoirse!   TalvienoSep 26 2015
101dinosawer<talvieno> delete profile mib_wofsi3 <taiya> okay, it's taken care of now. <dinosawer> poor mib_wofsi3, we hardly knew you   TalvienoSep 27 2015
102cornflakes<cornflakes> its 15 min by cat   DWMagusSep 27 2015
103dinosawer<dinosawer> cornflakes reprimanding other people about sleep schedules is kinda ironic though   TalvienoSep 30 2015
104cha0zz<cha0zz> look mom i'm badass! i'm a real gangsta like daddy now!   TalvienoSep 30 2015
105outlander<outlander> if he starts with how we genociders should stick together i'll smack him with a chair   TalvienoSep 30 2015
106scytale<scytale> schizophrenia here we come   TalvienoSep 30 2015
107scytale<scytale> all right guys - imma ascend to a new plane of existence. cya later   TalvienoSep 30 2015
108bfett<bfett> you're right dr. cha0zz. rank really doesn't matter so long as we aren't teamed up with idiots.   BFettSep 30 2015
109dinosawer<dinosawer> i'll miss him. oh wait, i have +2 conventional. nevermind.   TalvienoSep 30 2015
110cornflakes<cornflakes> depends on whom you ask   TalvienoSep 30 2015
111cornflakes<cornflakes> pppfffrrrttt   fwipSep 30 2015
112madjo<madjo> the two later "matrix" movies were just fanfiction. and the fourth indiana jones movie was done by a hater.   TalvienoSep 30 2015
113dwmagus<dv> <dwmagus> well cornflakes, it wasn't a tactical rpg about sex. <--- tactical insertion   TalvienoSep 30 2015
114cornflakes<cornflakes> insert "wet" where approbiate