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Quote ID Votes Owner Quote Author Date
0Slymodi<Slymodi> classic   TalvienoSep 13 2015
1Silverware<Silverware> :V   TalvienoSep 13 2015
2node<node> ._.   TalvienoSep 13 2015
3Cornflakes<Cornflakes> searches ear   DinosawerSep 13 2015
4Cha0zz<Cha0zz> BFett, be a gentleman. You pay for the girl, not the reverse   TalvienoSep 13 2015
5Dinosawer<Dinosawer> RAAARgh quantum mechanics blrbrlblr neutrino-emission aglraglr Fermi mechanism!   TalvienoSep 13 2015
6Slymodi<Slymodi> :A   SlymodiSep 13 2015
7Talvieno<Talvieno> hooray for one wrong number erasing everybody's profiles!!!   SilverwareSep 13 2015
8Cornflakes<Cornflakes> [eyebrows.gif]   TalvienoSep 13 2015
9Talvieno<Talvieno> i had one too many buffalo   DWMagusAug 20 2015
10Silverware<Silverware> All hail the banana genocide!   TalvienoSep 13 2015
11Dinosawer<Dinosawer> Sleep is for the weak   TalvienoSep 14 2015
12Cha0zz<Cha0zz> All hail Sly Mo Di!   Cha0zzSep 14 2015
13DWMagus<DWMagus> Taiya, bring me a cookie   DWMagusSep 14 2015
14Taiya<cornflakes> now im afraid of dino    <Taiya> ^.^   Cha0zzSep 14 2015
15LordSexyUnderpants<LordSexyUnderpants> I'm too sexy for my shirt.   LordSexyUnderpantsSep 14 2015
16madjo<madjo> LordSexyUnderpants is not sexy enough for his underpants   madjoSep 14 2015
17cornflakes_91<cornflakes_91> kill it, kill it with igni   Cha0zzSep 14 2015
18LordSexyUnderpants<LordSexyUnderpants> i could go for some buffalo.   DinosawerSep 14 2015
19ghost_of_not_tal<ghost_of_not_tal> hoooooooooo <ghost noises>   DinosawerSep 14 2015
20dwmagus<dwmagus> i don't know about you, but my balls are pretty fast.   TalvienoSep 14 2015
21zeadar<zeadar> #forever alone   CornflakesSep 15 2015
22dr_cha0zz<dr_cha0zz> idiots. idiots everywhere.   Cha0zzSep 15 2015
23zeadar<zeadar> i can't spell   Cha0zzSep 15 2015
24cornflakes<cornflakes> phase 1, denial :v   SilverwareSep 15 2015
25cha0zz<cha0zz> >.>   HungrySep 15 2015
26lordsexyunderpants<lordsexyunderpants> you won't like me with my underpandas off.   LordSexyUnderpantsSep 15 2015
27silverware<silverware> coffee is my jesus!   SilverwareSep 15 2015
28flatfingers<flatfingers> get pointlessly arcane quote   CornflakesSep 15 2015
29flatfingers<flatfingers> the internet is a bad place   DWMagusSep 15 2015
30ayyy<ayyy> lmao   an alienSep 16 2015
31goatbot<goatbot> *bleats questioningly   UnknownSep 16 2015
32Taiya<outlander> do you like talvieno?    <Taiya> dont be silly   Cornflakes_91Sep 16 2015
33zeadar<zeadar> [i] fail to spell, again   Cha0zzSep 16 2015
34cha0zz<cha0zz> in porn, everything is possible   SmartflakesOct 11 2015
35cornflakes<cornflakes> enjoy the beverage brought to you by our child-slave-irc-bot   TalvienoSep 16 2015
36grumblesaur<grumblesaur> god doesn't play with dice. he plays with grumblebot.   TalvienoSep 16 2015
37grumblebot<grumblebot> my name is not 'grumblebort'!   SilverwareSep 16 2015
38grumblebort<grumblebort> i am not a real person.   Jetison333Sep 16 2015
39grumblebot<grumblebot> tain't my name!   SilverwareSep 16 2015
40talvieno<talvieno> when you ask for quote's quote, it doesn't find quote's quote because quote's quote was the quote last quoted.   Jetison333Sep 16 2015
41grumblesaur<grumblesaur> ruby is like python for the illiterate.   GrumblesaurSep 17 2015
42poet1960<poet1960> theres a quote for ya   SilverwareSep 17 2015
43poet1960<poet1960> isnt perl more suited to databases?   SilverwareSep 17 2015
44poet1960<poet1960> "the welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants, and it provides the further advantage of giving the servants of tyranny a good conscience"   Poet1960Sep 17 2015
45silverware<silverware> exoskeletal level crispy sausages :v   SilverwareSep 17 2015
46cornflakes<cornflakes> you'd remember fluttershy being the nemesis of the male population of equestria   SilverwareSep 17 2015
47zeadar<zeadar> kinda inneffecient having your dick taped in duct tape imo   SilverwareSep 17 2015
48grumblebot<grumblebot> do not feed the bots.   GrumblesaurSep 17 2015
49scytale<scytale> i shot your dog   SilverwareSep 17 2015
50Taiya<Taiya> Ba dum tssh!   Jetison333Sep 17 2015
51grumblesaur<grumblesaur> goatbot what    fetch a grumblebot roll 1000   GrumblesaurSep 17 2015
52poet1960<poet1960> its all fun and games til someone loses an eye   poet1960Sep 17 2015
53fwip<fwip> should we rename this to #bottests?   TalvienoSep 17 2015
54talvieno<talvieno> ooh, link *impulsively clicks*   GrumblesaurSep 17 2015
55grumblesaur<grumblesaur> all right, whatever you do; don't roll zero.   fwipSep 17 2015
56silverware<silverware> i have ed   GrumblesaurSep 18 2015
57darnkids<darnkids> i started something terrible   Cha0zzSep 18 2015
58talvieno<talvieno> i call it coke.    unless it's not coke.    in which case i don't know what to call it.   DWMagusSep 18 2015
59talvieno<talvieno> tal is fail.   Cha0zzSep 18 2015
60scytale<cha0zz> that's not how gyroscopes work >.> <talvieno> <scytale> yup    that's a burn   TalvienoSep 18 2015
61cornflakes<cornflakes> huehue   Cha0zzSep 18 2015
62scytale<silverware> dropbears are real! <scytale> no silver, you're a kiwi you have no right to this!!!   TalvienoSep 18 2015
63fwip<fwip> fun is carefully rationed   fwipSep 18 2015
64lordsexyunderpants<lordsexyunderpants> am i still typing legintible.   fwipSep 19 2015
65talvieno<talvieno> pushing myself to move forwards is the only way i can escape my past becoming my future.   fwipSep 19 2015
66uno<uno> we're just the insignificant sesame seeds on the primordial arby's bun of life, wont to be flicked off by the hand of fate, meaningless. eat at arby's.   GrumblesaurSep 20 2015
67talvieno<talvieno> i think of cha0zz bot as big and tough. transformer-robotlike.   Cha0zzSep 20 2015
68grumblebot<grumblebot> read the faq!   GrumblesaurSep 20 2015
69dinosawer<dwmagus> oh come on, you guys have seen it.    remember when i did that epic thread derailment of like 15 pages? [...] about si units or something. <dinosawer> i didnt get why people cared that much so i only posted stuff about shoe sizes   TalvienoSep 21 2015
70cha0zz<talvieno> :s why do i get booted and she doesn't? so not fair. <cha0zz> she's a girl   TalSep 21 2015
71jetison333<jetison333> you're an emote, apparently.   TalvienoSep 21 2015
72tayia<poet1960> tayia, what is the meaning of life? <tayia> that's none of my business.   TalvienoSep 21 2015
73scytale<scytale> "not enough greebles" - tal   TalvienoSep 22 2015
74cornflakes<cornflakes> quote ception   SilverwareSep 22 2015
75talvieno<dinosawer> <talvieno> quoteception would be, <cornflakes> <Dinosawer> <silverware> <talvieno> what the heck, why are we making a quote pyramid?   TalvienoSep 22 2015
76talvieno<talvieno> dino needs more quotes. :v   SilverwareSep 22 2015
77dinosawer<dinosawer> bonsaaaiiii!!!   TalvienoSep 22 2015
78taiya<taiya> that's no way to talk to a girl...   TalvienoSep 22 2015
79taiya<taiya> joshpost!   Jetison333Sep 22 2015
80jetison333<jetison333> derp   Jetison333Sep 22 2015
81silverware<silverware> everything is joshsome   Jetison333Sep 22 2015
82node<node> my productivity has been successfully raped and pillaged   SilverwareSep 22 2015
83scytale<scytale> please correct me if i'm wrong (pcmiiw)   Jetison333Sep 22 2015
84fwip<fwip> i don't remember adding that quote.   GrumblesaurSep 22 2015
85alimarin<bmrx> omg my joystick doesn't work. i dunno how to play ed with mouse and keyboard! halp <alimarin> erectile dysfunction! oh no!   TalvienoSep 22 2015
86alimarin<alimarin> erectile dysfunction! oh no!   GrumblesaurSep 22 2015
87alimarin<alimarin> taiya play with my hair!!!   TalvienoSep 22 2015
88goatbot<goatbot> [kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg][kitten.jpg]   SilverwareSep 22 2015
89bmrx<bmrx> i don't even know where i man. i man? i am.   GrumblesaurSep 22 2015
90dwmagus<dwmagus> the military contractors i applied for all used windows. <grumblesaur> wtf, why <dwmagus> i don't know. maybe that's why we spend so much on our military. application support.   TalvienoSep 23 2015
91talvieno<talvieno> you impregnated yourself?   GrumblesaurSep 23 2015
92goatchops<goatchops> this adventure of the goatstar raiders was amazing! new motto ~we fly badly, we fight badly and we make questionable decisions~   TalvienoSep 23 2015
93jetison333<jetison333> we almost have broken 100 quotes too   SilverwerksSep 23 2015
94grumblebot<grumblebot> turbo nerd   Jetison333Sep 23 2015
95talvieno<talvieno> call me daddy!   JesusSep 23 2015
96jetison333<jetison333> but spiders eat misquotes   TalvienoSep 23 2015
97silverware<silverware> dp is good :) :v oh wait.   HairywareSep 24 2015
98silverware<silverware> taint   TalvienoSep 25 2015
99dwmagus<dwmagus> she has trouble with grinding.   Cha0zzSep 26 2015
100saoirse<saoirse> pudding! pudding! pudding! hello! pudding! pudding! hey saoirse!   TalvienoSep 26 2015
101dinosawer<talvieno> delete profile mib_wofsi3 <taiya> okay, it's taken care of now. <dinosawer> poor mib_wofsi3, we hardly knew you   TalvienoSep 27 2015
102cornflakes<cornflakes> its 15 min by cat   DWMagusSep 27 2015
103dinosawer<dinosawer> cornflakes reprimanding other people about sleep schedules is kinda ironic though   TalvienoSep 30 2015
104cha0zz<cha0zz> look mom i'm badass! i'm a real gangsta like daddy now!   TalvienoSep 30 2015
105outlander<outlander> if he starts with how we genociders should stick together i'll smack him with a chair   TalvienoSep 30 2015
106scytale<scytale> schizophrenia here we come   TalvienoSep 30 2015
107scytale<scytale> all right guys - imma ascend to a new plane of existence. cya later   TalvienoSep 30 2015
108bfett<bfett> you're right dr. cha0zz. rank really doesn't matter so long as we aren't teamed up with idiots.   BFettSep 30 2015
109dinosawer<dinosawer> i'll miss him. oh wait, i have +2 conventional. nevermind.   TalvienoSep 30 2015
110cornflakes<cornflakes> depends on whom you ask   TalvienoSep 30 2015
111cornflakes<cornflakes> pppfffrrrttt   fwipSep 30 2015
112madjo<madjo> the two later "matrix" movies were just fanfiction. and the fourth indiana jones movie was done by a hater.   TalvienoSep 30 2015
113dwmagus<dv> <dwmagus> well cornflakes, it wasn't a tactical rpg about sex. <--- tactical insertion   TalvienoSep 30 2015
114cornflakes<cornflakes> insert "wet" where approbiate   SilverwareSep 30 2015
115taiya<silverware> <silverware>: taiya who is jesus? <taiya>: that's you, silly.   SilverwareSep 30 2015
116taiya,<taiya,> taiya "i feel okay.    it's so peaceful in here, isn't it?"   fwipOct 01 2015
117silverware<silverware> "taiya do you like me?" taiya "that's none of my business"   fwipOct 01 2015
118taiya<talvieno> taiya, you still here? <taiya> does it matter?   TalvienoOct 01 2015
119taiya<taiya> gives won't youtube links   Jetison333Oct 01 2015
120cha0zz[afk]<dwmagus> get random cornflakes <cha0zz[afk]> /me gives dwmagus a random cornflakes   TalvienoOct 01 2015
121taiya<taiya> outlander the only thing i want now is to open the door to my neighbour's room and kiss her and then have sex till 6 am or something   TalvienoOct 01 2015
122slymodi<slymodi> cha0zz is the most charismatic person i know   TalvienoOct 01 2015
123talvieno<talvieno> taiya speaks yoda.   Jetison333Oct 02 2015
124jetison333<jetison333> i'm just going to roll with that   TalvienoOct 02 2015
125jetison333<jetison333> note to self: don't randomly spin keyboards around in the air   SlymodiOct 02 2015
126slymodi<slymodi> here at the end of all things, as black smoke plumes beneath your burnt feet & the starving scream for a mercy that never comes, enjoy arbys   Jetison333Oct 02 2015
127taiya<taiya> oh_mighty_one, talvieno wanted me to tell you that you limit he you theory it the wish in we aren't but have not seen have to have butchered sentence.   Cha0zzOct 02 2015
128cha0zz<cha0zz> !choose tesla-enhanced sword or nothing <jimmy> nothing <cha0zz> jimmy >:(   TalvienoOct 02 2015
129cornflakes<cornflakes> and you play around with your toy taiya   Cha0zzOct 03 2015
130dinosawer<dinosawer> .   TalvienoOct 03 2015
131silverware<silverware> save the endangered whales? stew!   TalvienoOct 04 2015
132dinosawer_pc<silverware> your mom is a "feature" of the grand fucking canyon. :v (i don't honestly know where that came from :v) <dinosawer_pc> sometimes i think you have la tourette :p   TalvienoOct 04 2015
133taiya<taiya> <taiya>:    <taiya> that's no way to talk to a girl... ~~ added by talvieno on sep 22 2015 (82)   Hyperion_Oct 04 2015
134dinosawer_pc<dinosawer_pc> bda tpying tfw   TalvienoOct 05 2015
135canad0zz<canad0zz> sorry about that   TalvienoOct 05 2015
136dwmagus<dwmagus> *fapping   Cha0zzOct 05 2015
137dwmagus<dwmagus> taiya lock your nose   Cha0zzOct 05 2015
138cha0zz<cha0zz> <jimmy2> choose stupid, idiot <jimmy2> cha0zz for he is my master. <cha0zz> fuck   DWMagusOct 05 2015
139dinosawer_pc3<dinosawer_pc> :v <dinosawer> :v <dinosawer_pc2> :v <dinosawer_kiwi> :v <talvieno> :v <dinosawer_mib> :v <dinosawer_pc3> :v   TalvienoOct 05 2015
140dinosawer11<dinosawer11> \o/ my tardis has pink bubbles and looks like an exploded toy shop   Dinosawer_pc3Oct 05 2015
141dwmagus<dwmagus> that's the point of quotes -- keeping a record of stupidity for all time.   Dinosawer_pcOct 05 2015
142grumblesaur<grumblesaur> what   SilverwareOct 05 2015
143cornflakes<cornflakes> 01duuuuhwaaah   CornflakesOct 06 2015
144talvieno<silverware> they take the animal to a farmer's workshop before slicing the wood off <talvieno> ._.   TalvienoOct 06 2015
145cornflakes<cornflakes> i solderblobbed many ic's :v   TalvienoOct 07 2015
146silverwares_dad<silverwares_dad> heh... just thought of a mod ksp doesnt have that all other heavily modded games seem to... a nude mod!   TalvienoOct 07 2015
147wikipedia<wikipedia> toast, being an inanimate object, lacks both the ability and the desire to right itself.   SilverwareOct 07 2015
148hyperion<hyperion> they have exploding manhole covers   TalvienoOct 07 2015
149hyperion<hyperion> well, i'm off. i have things to do, people to see, things to see and people to do.   HyperionOct 07 2015
150god<god> let there be nipples on men because even flat titties are still titties.   HyperionOct 07 2015
151god<god> let there be weird al   HyperionOct 07 2015
152god<god> let there be but one ruler over all mankind, and it's name shall be libido.   HyperionOct 07 2015
153god<god> i will give you this foreskin, then required the jews to cut it off, because i don't like the jews very much at all.   SilverwareOct 07 2015
154god<god> my son hates fig trees, i worry about that boy sometimes.   HyperionOct 07 2015
155node,<node,> i am your new god.   SilverwareOct 07 2015
156dwarfwiki<dwarfwiki> there are two varieties of catsplosion: conventional catsplosion, and thermonuclear catsplosion.   SilverwareOct 07 2015
157bmrx<bmrx> i am bumracks   SilverwareOct 07 2015
158taiya<taiya> <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: <taiya>: taiya   SilverwareOct 07 2015
159scytale<scytale> i am typos, deity of writing   TalvienoOct 07 2015
160maori_language<maori_language> taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is translated as "the hill of the nose-flute playing by tamatea – who was blown hither from afar, had a slit penis, grazed his knees climbing mountains, fell on the earth, and encircled the land – to his beloved"   SilverwareOct 07 2015
161taiya<silverware> taiya tell me a story about buttsecks <taiya>: i think you put that in wrong...   SilverwareOct 07 2015
162cha0zz<cha0zz> �\_(ツ)_/�   DWMagusOct 08 2015
163taiya<taiya> cha0zz (�?‸ლ)   Cha0zzOct 08 2015
164cha0zz<cha0zz> (�?‸ლ)   Cha0zzOct 08 2015
165cornflakes<cornflakes> you don't run full integrals genius   Cha0zzOct 08 2015
166dinosawer_pc<dinosawer_pc> give me the blobs tal   TalvienoOct 08 2015
167cornflakes<cornflakes> don't use your fancy words on me!   TalvienoOct 08 2015
168dinosawer_pc<dinosawer_pc> let me do it    i can draw blobs    i'm qualified for that   TalvienoOct 08 2015
169scytale<scytale> i'm just being unnecessary =p   TalvienoOct 08 2015
170dinosawer_pc<dinosawer_pc> <scytale> i have a quick maths question regarding limits <dinosawer_pc> what's the theory   Cha0zzOct 08 2015
171dinosawer_pc<dinosawer_pc> <dinosawer_pc> right, left and right limit <scytale> right <dinosawer_pc> and left   ScytaleOct 08 2015
172scytale<scytale> alright imma drain my camel brb   Dinosawer_pcOct 08 2015
173scytale<scytale> i always thought a first year dynamics course should be about the trajectory of a dude's urine stream   Cha0zzOct 08 2015
174talvieno<cha0zz> jimmy choose top or bottom <jimmy> bottom <talvieno> is that his preferred position?   TalvienoOct 09 2015
175body<cornflakes> (+outlander) i know one lass who is into html pages (+cornflakes) she loves the <body> or what?   Smartflakes_91Oct 09 2015
176dv<bfett> hacks have limited range and can't go through rock <dv> guess francis's skull is unhackable then...   HemaOct 09 2015
177cha0zz<talvieno> \o/ one half of the post complete! wait, forgot dino. <dinosawer_pc> how can you forget me? i'm the most active person evar :( <talvieno> i have it ordered by level of excitement. <cha0zz> oh god <talvieno> better for big finish. :d <cha0zz> oh god       ohhhh gooooooowwwd   TalvienoOct 10 2015
178bfett<taiya> lt_wiki_guy, hema wanted me to tell you that you're late, and everyone died a horrible, horrible death.. <bfett> typical   TalvienoOct 10 2015
179mistycica<mistycica> don't put more buttons in there than brain cells of the operator okay   TalvienoOct 10 2015
180talvieno<silverware> seriously though seeing as you havent played it, you really should play x-com <talvieno> that goes for anyone else reading this too   TalvienoOct 10 2015
181dv<dv> the porn might watch itself. depends on the kind of porn.   SmartflakesOct 11 2015
182vartul<vartul> do you know why i'm here? to crack some wildly inappropriate jokes. like always. :p   TalvienoSep 16 2015
183dinosawer_pc<dinosawer_pc> that means all my friends are on top of me   Cha0zzOct 11 2015
184hema<hema> he be truth eated chair in soup, much thankful now   DinosawerOct 12 2015
185hema<hema> tal tal tal tal tal tal tal tal tal   TalOct 12 2015
186cornflakes<cornflakes> things im going to regret admitting: mom just got me a lego star wars advent calendar :v   TalvienoOct 13 2015
187formalmoss<formalmoss> ooh cornie - you know we can't talk on a public channel like that   Cha0zzOct 14 2015
188formalmoss<dwmagus> real article - <formalmoss> maybe she wanted to be the bun in someone's sandwich?   TalvienoOct 14 2015
189formalmoss<formalmoss> ooh *giggle* you are so bad, magus   TalvienoOct 14 2015
190mistycica<mistycica> why pinging me so much   TalvienoOct 14 2015
191formalmoss<formalmoss> diarrheoia is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.   TalvienoOct 14 2015
192silverwareware<hema> i find your lack of balance disturbing. <talvieno> but, hema... vader was trying to stop the jedi from bringing balance to the force, not the other way around <silverwareware> yeah 2 sith 2 jedi was what he wanted :v which is balance to the force :v   TalvienoOct 14 2015
193manboobthulu<manboobthulu> :v   TalvienoOct 15 2015
194cha0zz<cha0zz> fuck the soup   TalvienoOct 15 2015
195silverware<silverware> coffee!!   SilverwareOct 15 2015
196hyperion<hyperion> my mom is an eldritch abomination   TalvienoOct 15 2015
197flatfingers<outlander> you need a whip. <flatfingers> i could borrow one from my wife   CornflakesOct 16 2015
198mr_frog<mr_frog> sort of thingamadealie   TalvienoOct 16 2015
199mr_frog<mr_frog> whoa why is everything yellow   TalvienoOct 16 2015
200mr_frog<mr_frog> i shall cast you into the deepest darkest pit from whence there is no return and it will be wonderful   TalvienoOct 16 2015
201silverware<silverware> toady isnt so much filling a niche, as carving a fucking elephant out of one   TalvienoOct 17 2015
202node<node> <taiya>: node, i have a lot of messages stored for you. i'll tell you in pm. <node>: the fck   SilverwareOct 19 2015
203taiya<taiya> who is hitler?   Jetison333Oct 19 2015
204taiya<talvieno> taiya, add profile hitler <taiya> okay, i added it! i hope i meet them soon! :)   TalvienoOct 19 2015
205skyfligher<skyfligher> didn't know that death hung out in the limit theory forums <hema> oh, he and josh are good friends <death> he promised me free beta access in exchange for eternal life <skyfligher> worth it   DeathOct 20 2015
206silverware<skyfligher> i now have a soaking wet cat rubbing against me and my computer... <silverware> [eyebrows.gif]   TalvienoOct 20 2015
207jimmy2<jimmy2> *gives jimmy2 sodwmagus entertaintdwmagusnt*   TalvienoOct 20 2015
208talvieno<talvieno> i'm not putting in a pudding rifle. too op.   Dinosawer_pcOct 20 2015
209dwmagus<dwmagus> i know this is really ooc of me...    but damn am i fangirling hard.   TalvienoOct 20 2015
210fwip<death> hello fwip.    <fwip> aww hell no          *fwip has left (leaving)   TalvienoOct 20 2015
211oddly<oddly> fun if you find some hidden porn again though   Cha0zzOct 21 2015
212naed<naed> get quote naed   DWMagusOct 22 2015
213snow_white<snow_white> the force is strong in this one   DumbledoreOct 22 2015